Things I'd rather do than attend the Penn State/Illinois game:
Watch paint dry
Watch grass grow
Eat my hat
Marry a goat (no online video, just watch TV sometime to see the commercial)
Steal a car and drive it off a cliff
There are plenty of other things I would rather do than watch a Big Ten basketball game. Especially one that ended 38-33.
38-33 was the score of my 7th grade CYO games. 38-33 is a boring Big XII football game. 38-33 is the career record of a pitcher that spends a few years in the big leagues with limited success.
Stats from yesterday:
Penn State ("winning" team)-
28.3% shooting, 3-17 from three
30% shooting, 3-16 from three, zero free throws attempted
40 minutes of basketball, one player in double figures, worse shooting than a blind man in a pitch-black gym.
That's not good defense, that's just playing basketball at a level lower than five guys at your local YMCA.